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I got some laughter out of it. The n00b vs. his team scenario is very played out, but I find it funny every time. I dunno, I guess I like watching just how low human intelligence can go. Make the next one longer, and you'll get a 5.

4/5

better than I expected

Because the title contained 'sample' in it, I almost blammed without watching it. But I decided to endure my dad's crappy slow computer, and I'm glad I did. Although I don't like "Sample," "Trailer," and "demo" stuff, I still voted this a 4 because you seem to have Industrial Light and Magic potential (the Lucasfilm CGI company).

Why did you have a preloader with a play button if you're just going to make us click on a "Play" button a few seconds later? And that's something else. Try making the "Play" and "Scenes Selection" buttons as boxes so you don't have to put the mouse over the text but near it. Kinda throws one off to have to click at the Play button 3 times to get it to finally go.

Your use of the English language sorta bugged me, but nobody else on NG cares about English slaughter (it's not "a apartment," it's "an apartment") so I don't suspect you'll care either.

Other than that, I liked it. Kinda quirky, and well drawn and animated.

Metaphor or no?

I'm left with some questions. Is the bear some kind of metaphor for some thing from the past, venturing through all the Hollywood crap-culture we have to put up with these days? Or did you just like (correct me if I guessed these wrong) Jeepers Creepers, Terminator, Texas Chainsaw Massacre, Freddy Vs. Jason, etc.?

No, I don't really want an answer. I'll figure you were going for some kind of metaphor, so I decided to give it a 3/5 for artistic expression.

Mario, huh?

Hey, don't hide behind your age or the fact that it's your first public submission. That generally causes your score to plumet rather than build.

I liked your flash. It wasn't outstanding, but I don't want to see it dead. I just wonder how long you've been making flash.. you obviously have some experience.

2/5

WOAH!!!

I finally get to see a flash worthy of a 5. And what's more, I'm proud to say I'm one of the first reviewers for a future-front page flash!

Animation... EXCELLENT
Sound... (voices started to sound the same...) [BUT WAS STILL ABOVE PAR!]
Humor... Oh Jesus, I can't say if I've seen something much funnier on NG

Ya know, I remember that story from my childhood. I'd forgotten it up till today. Now I doubt I'll ever be able to forget it again.

5/5. You have my support allll the way.

ayegowj responds:

Wow, thanks for the review. I actually did all the voices, so theres a good reason why they all sound the same. =)

Pretty good

I liked the music selections to fit the scenes, though "Don't Worry, Be Happy" cut off abruptly (if you care about what your reviewers suggest, I'd say give it a fade or SOMETHING)

I'm glad it had some sort of plot; just for it, I'm adding 2 to your score. I noticed the character didn't know how to use an apostrophe when he spoke. Maybe if the main character could use the apostrophe correctly, the movie'd have gotten another point added to the score...

2/5. Good effort, but I think you could have improved on it.

CrawlAway responds:

who cares if i didnt add a couple apostrophes! w/e thx for the six

Neat-o

Made me smile. That's something not easily done.

If you like my music, then visit my webpage. Since the NG description box is waay too small for music, I decided I'd put up a more in-depth description for each song. Best viewed at 1024x768; uses CSS and frames

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